South Kensington
- South KensingtonCircle, District, Piccadilly1MIN
- Gloucester RoadCircle, District, Piccadilly6MIN
- KnightsbridgePiccadilly12MIN
Area precision only. She travels to you by cab, and inside Zones 1 and 2 the fare is already covered.
Back 22 September 2026Reel 01 · Models
Caramel blonde, green eyes and the kind of laugh that makes a pub feel like home.
Thea is hiking until Tuesday 22 September. From her return she enjoys relaxed evening suppers, and a pub table with a walk after suits two hours, £500. Dates after the 22nd can be requested now.
Back on the 22nd, after a week on the trails, Thea will arrive with a fresh tan and a few new stories. She is 165 cm and curvy. Her caramel blonde hair is long and usually still a little windswept; her green eyes crease easily at the corners. Her style is sunlit natural glamour: a simple dress in a warm colour, a soft cardigan, trainers she swaps for heels at the last possible minute.
Cheerful and warm, she is about as down to earth as anyone you will meet in a hotel bar, and people relax around her within minutes. She speaks English with a ready laugh and a talent for turning small moments into good stories. Hiking is her escape, and she spends every free week on a trail somewhere. She cycles across London rather than taking cabs whenever she can. Japanese food is her favourite by a distance, and she knows a ramen counter in most neighbourhoods.
Her Borough evening is a supper at The George Inn, London's last galleried coaching inn, tucked into a yard off Borough High Street with creaking floors and wooden balconies above the courtyard. She calls it the most honest pub in the city. A glass of something, a hearty plate and conversation that runs easily. Afterwards Borough Market is shuttered and quiet, and the walk to a hotel near London Bridge takes five minutes.
Thea lives in South Kensington and is away hiking until Tuesday 22 September. A Borough supper on any later date can be requested through booking, and each length is priced on rates.
One ladder for every companion on the reel, so Thea's fee is the same figure you see on the rates page. Fees cover time and companionship only.
| Length | Fee | Suits |
|---|---|---|
| 01:00One hour | £250 | The opening rate: a drink and an unhurried conversation. |
| 01:30Ninety minutes | £400 | Space for a table as well as a glass. |
| 02:00Two hours | £500 | Supper, then a walk beside the water. |
| 03:00Three hours | £700 | A whole evening, taken slowly. |
| 04:00Dinner date | £900 | Aperitif, a proper dinner and the nightcap after. |
| 10:00Overnight | £1,800 | Late table to breakfast, ten hours in all. |
| W/EWeekend | On request | Planned with you, then priced in writing before anything is fixed. |
Zones 1 and 2 travel included · changes and cancellations on the rates page · step by step on booking
Hello, I would like to book Thea on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.
Thea arrives with pink cheeks from the cycle over and apologises for none of it. She suggests the pub, orders at the bar herself and finds a table in the old yard if the evening is mild. Within ten minutes she is telling you about the ridge she walked last week, the rain that caught her on the descent and the café at the bottom that made it all worthwhile.
Supper is hearty and simple. She eats with enthusiasm and asks about the best meal you have had on your travels, then about the worst one, which is usually the better story. Later she likes a walk along the river towards Tower Bridge, easy company in every sense, before a relaxed goodnight.
A ridge in the Lake District, in the rain. Four hours of wind and one perfect sandwich at the top. I would go back tomorrow.
Ramen, especially in bad weather. Sushi is for celebrating. Ramen is for when you actually need looking after, and most weeks I do.
Because you see everything, you are never late, and you arrive at dinner with a real appetite and pink cheeks.
Walking in the hills until Tuesday 22nd
Until then, the desk can suggest a companion with a similar manner.
No guest has left a note about Thea on this site so far. Nothing here is written for effect: when a note appears, it came from someone who booked her.
Notes are published only after a real booking, with a first name and a month, read by the desk first and withdrawn whenever Thea asks.
Area precision only. She travels to you by cab, and inside Zones 1 and 2 the fare is already covered.
Her home district, South Kensington, lies beyond the areas on this site, so she crosses town by cab to reach you. Full terms: Rates.
Four more frames, picked by district and by name order.
The message below opens with her name. Fill in when, for how long and which hotel, then press send; the desk replies with her arrival time.