Available todayReel 01 · Models
Hazel eyed, auburn haired, and quietly redesigning the foyer every interval.
Midweek performances are the easiest to arrange; weekend shows are better requested a few days ahead. Supper, the play and the walk back sit neatly within four hours, which is the dinner date at £900.
4 portraits, verified against Lea in person. Tap a still to open the viewer.
Curtain up is at half past seven, and Lea likes to be in her seat by ten past. She is small, 161 cm, petite in every proportion. Auburn, long and loosely waved, her hair catches the foyer lights; her hazel eyes brighten easily. Her look is soft and romantic, a wrap dress in a warm colour, small gold hoops, a cardigan for the walk home. She is the sort of person strangers smile at in a queue without quite knowing why.
Sweet and spontaneous, she is quick to laugh and quicker to suggest a detour. Charm is the word her friends use, and she deploys it without meaning to. English is her language, spoken softly. Interior design is her daytime passion; she notices light fittings, fabrics and the colour of every wall. Theatre is the evening one. On Saturdays she works at a ceramics studio and has shelves of slightly uneven bowls to show for it.
Her riverside evening is a play at the Bridge Theatre, the modern auditorium beside Tower Bridge on the south bank, with a pre-theatre bite nearby and good sightlines from nearly every seat. She reads the reviews but never lets them decide for her. At the interval she will talk about the set more than the plot. After the curtain call the bridge is lit, the river is dark, and the walk back towards London Bridge takes about ten minutes, or longer if she spots a window worth stopping at.
Lea travels from Belgravia and prefers midweek curtain times. For a London Bridge theatre night, send the show and the date to booking, and take the dinner date figure from rates.
One ladder for every companion on the reel, so Lea's fee is the same figure you see on the rates page. Fees cover time and companionship only.
| Length | Fee | Suits |
|---|---|---|
| 01:00One hour | £250 | The opening rate: a drink and an unhurried conversation. |
| 01:30Ninety minutes | £400 | Space for a table as well as a glass. |
| 02:00Two hours | £500 | Supper, then a walk beside the water. |
| 03:00Three hours | £700 | A whole evening, taken slowly. |
| 04:00Dinner date | £900 | Aperitif, a proper dinner and the nightcap after. |
| 10:00Overnight | £1,800 | Late table to breakfast, ten hours in all. |
| W/EWeekend | On request | Planned with you, then priced in writing before anything is fixed. |
Zones 1 and 2 travel included · changes and cancellations on the rates page · step by step on booking
Hello, I would like to book Lea on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.
She meets you at six in the hotel lobby with the tickets on her phone and a restaurant already chosen. Supper is quick but never rushed: something small, a glass of white, and a long discussion of the lighting in the room. She has read the programme notes already and will not spoil a thing. By a quarter past seven you are walking through Potters Fields with Tower Bridge lit up ahead.
Through the first act she does not move. When the lights come up she leans over with a prediction about the ending and swears you to silence. Afterwards the river path is cool and quiet. She likes one drink by the water before calling it a night, and she always names the one scene she means to keep.
The lamps. Bad lighting ruins everything, including dinner. Good lighting makes even a hotel corridor feel like somewhere.
Most of them. The straight ones went to my mother. The wonky ones are the ones I actually use every day, and they hold soup perfectly well.
Anything with a brilliant set. I will forgive a weak second act if the room they built for it is beautiful. Lighting designers are my heroes.
Midweek shows easiest; weekends need notice
Confirmed by the desk when you write, never held open in advance.
No guest has left a note about Lea on this site so far. Nothing here is written for effect: when a note appears, it came from someone who booked her.
Notes are published only after a real booking, with a first name and a month, read by the desk first and withdrawn whenever Lea asks.
Area precision only. She travels to you by cab, and inside Zones 1 and 2 the fare is already covered.
Her home district, Belgravia, lies beyond the areas on this site, so she crosses town by cab to reach you. Full terms: Rates.
Four more frames, picked by district and by name order.
The message below opens with her name. Fill in when, for how long and which hotel, then press send; the desk replies with her arrival time.
